| Blissmas 9" Pennant | betterloversband.com | 9 USD | 12 USD | −25% |
| Mushroom T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 24 USD | 30 USD | −20% |
| Better Lovers x Violent Gentlemen Hockey Jersey | betterloversband.com | 120 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Box Set (Limited to 500) | betterloversband.com | 80 USD | — | — |
| Froggy Hoodie | betterloversband.com | 75 USD | — | — |
| Lovers Windbreaker | betterloversband.com | 75 USD | — | — |
| Set of Love Frogs Tees | betterloversband.com | 65 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Album Art Hoodie | betterloversband.com | 65 USD | — | — |
| Love Rebellion Zip Up | betterloversband.com | 60 USD | — | — |
| Blissmas Alien Lights Crewneck | betterloversband.com | 55 USD | — | — |
| Flowers Long Sleeve | betterloversband.com | 50 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Album Art Longsleeve | betterloversband.com | 50 USD | — | — |
| WOLF // Tee (Natural) | merchwarfare.com | 44.95 AUD | — | — |
| SPIRAL TEETH // Tee (Black) | merchwarfare.com | 44.95 AUD | — | — |
| Eyeball Embroidered Snapback | betterloversband.com | 40 USD | — | — |
| Set of Love Frogs Mugs | betterloversband.com | 40 USD | — | — |
| Joby Saw T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Melvins Frog T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Say Please T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Banana Butts T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Smile White T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Tab Book | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Smile Black T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Album Art Tee | betterloversband.com | 35 USD | — | — |
| ::SOLD OUT:: Highly Irresponsible Downbeat Vinyl | betterloversband.com | 32 USD | — | — |
| Better Lovers - Black Eyed Girl T-Shirt | sharptonerecords.co | 30 USD | — | — |
| Loves Dad Hat | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | 30 USD | — |
| Alien T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Evil Knievel T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Not Suitable for Children Shirt | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| TV T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | 30 USD | — |
| Drippy Logo Hat | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible (Deluxe Edition) Butterfly Variant (750 Available Worldwide) | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible (Deluxe Edition) Insomnia Variant (750 Available Worldwide) | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Highly Irresponsible Tan with Red Splatter Vinyl (1500 Available Worldwide) | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Spring 2025 Tour Poster | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Love Hurts T-Shirt | betterloversband.com | 30 USD | — | — |
| Better Lovers - Spiral Teeth T-Shirt | sharptonerecords.co | 30 USD | — | — |
| Better Lovers - 'Highly Irresponsible' Red/Orange Marbled Vinyl | sharptonerecords.co | 28.99 USD | — | — |
| Better Lovers - 'Highly Irresponsible' Pink w/ Blue Splatter Vinyl | sharptonerecords.co | 28.99 USD | — | — |