| Cat Doesn't Give A F**K About Your Christmas Card | bjustfabulous.com | 6.5 USD | — | — |
| So Long, Farewell Greeting Card | bjustfabulous.com | 5.95 USD | — | — |
| Coaster - I hope your new neighbours aren't cunts | mans-head.com | 4.99 GBP | — | — |
| Coaster - Shit Secret Santa Gift | mans-head.com | 4.99 GBP | — | — |
| Coaster - Don't fuck up the table | mans-head.com | 4.99 GBP | — | — |
| Coaster -Zero fucks given | mans-head.com | 4.99 GBP | — | — |
| Pen: Hung Like An Elf | bjustfabulous.com | 4.95 USD | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Your Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Your Chariot Awaits | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, This Is a Man's Card | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Specs, Drugs and Sausage Rolls | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Only the Very Best for You on Your Birthday | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Nice Pair of Tits | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Lesbo | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Homo | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, Even the Dog Knows You're a C**t | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card, A Little Older, A Little Wiser, But Still a Twat | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| 60th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult? | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| 50th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult? | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Rude Birthday Card - Another Year Older | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Happy Birthday You old queen LGBTQ+ Birthday Cards | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Valentine's Day Card - To my favourite Oldi | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Valentine's day card - Middle aisle of Aldi | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Valentine's card You're my favourite idiot | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Valentine's card love the dog | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Rude Valentine Card Anniversary - Farts stink | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Rude Birthday Card - It's Your Fucking Birthday | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Cute valentine's card-fancy the f*ck out of you- V304 | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Birthday from a Distance Card | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday! | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Baldi | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Birthday Card - Chariot Awaits | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card - Shittest Card | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Birthday Card - My Otter Half | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Anniversary Card Holy Shit were still married A61 | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Anniversary Best Decision Card | glassdesignsgallery.co.uk | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Rude Birthday Card – Go Treat Yourself to a Wank | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Rude Birthday Card, Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Get Well Soon Card, F**king Attention Seeker | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |
| Funny Rude Birthday Card – From One Twat to Another | mans-head.com | 3.5 GBP | — | — |