| "Life Is Hell" Shatterproof Orb | nofun.xxx | 3.33 USD | 8 USD | −58.4% |
| "WORK" Knife | nofun.xxx | 2 USD | 4 USD | −50% |
| "Home Security Dept." x B45 Baseball Bat | nofun.xxx | 120 USD | 120 USD | — |
| Crawling Death® x No Fun® Coach Jacket | nofun.xxx | 95 USD | 95 USD | — |
| Coleman® + No Fun® 'Party Stacker' Cooler | nofun.xxx | 75 USD | 75 USD | — |
| "Best Revenge" Locking Evidence Bag | nofun.xxx | 60 USD | 60 USD | — |
| "The Bummer Bag" - No Fun x Mosher Originals | nofun.xxx | 60 USD | — | — |
| "Black Ice" Sweatpants | nofun.xxx | 50 USD | 50 USD | — |
| Sick Ass RC Car | nofun.xxx | 40 USD | 40 USD | — |
| Coleman® + No Fun® Fliplid Cooler | nofun.xxx | 40 USD | 40 USD | — |
| Crawling Death® x No Fun® Snapback Hat | nofun.xxx | 38 USD | — | — |
| "Studio Rules" Metal Sign | violetsshop.com | 35 CAD | — | — |
| "Sus" Gaming Device | nofun.xxx | 25 USD | 25 USD | — |
| "Fresh Air" Tote Bag | nofun.xxx | 20 USD | 20 USD | — |
| Everyday Carry Scribe by SF69 | nofun.xxx | 20 USD | — | — |
| RoboDog Transforming Truck | nofun.xxx | 12 USD | 12 USD | — |
| Black Widow Patch | philistinetoronto.ca | 10 CAD | — | — |
| No Fun® Gift Card | nofun.xxx | 10 USD | — | — |
| "YIN YANG" Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "Ready to Die" Patch | nofun.xxx | 8 USD | 7 USD | — |
| See You in Hell Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "So Many Things Are Dumb" Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| Space Aliens Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| Annoyed by Everything Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "Confused" Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| Honk If You're Driving | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| I Am Here But... Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| I AM WALKING Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| I WOKE UP TODAY AND CHOSE STUPID Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "In the Way" Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| Life is Hell Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| NO FUN Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| Pull My Finger Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "Put Me Out of My Misery" Bumper Sticker | violetsshop.com | 8 CAD | — | — |
| "Up to No Good" Lapel Pin | nofun.xxx | 5 USD | — | — |
| "Quarter Life Crisis" Patch | nofun.xxx | 5 USD | — | — |
| Project Blue Book UFO Sighting Guide | nofun.xxx | 5 USD | 5 USD | — |