| Father - Look At Wrist/Nokia (Official 7” Test Pressing) (Limited only 3 copies) | awfulrecords.com | 3173 USD | — | — |
| Huge Framed 24x36" Patricide Poster | awfulrecords.com | 2539 USD | — | — |
| Awful Embroidered Logo Hoodie | awfulrecords.com | 1375 USD | — | — |
| THE AWFUL HOODIE | awfulrecords.com | 1270 USD | — | — |
| Awful Records Hoodie (Dusty Rose) | awfulrecords.com | 1270 USD | — | — |
| Oversized Faded Awful Records Tee | awfulrecords.com | 1058 USD | — | — |
| Oversized Censored Awful Records Tee | awfulrecords.com | 1058 USD | — | — |
| cease & desist logo tee | awfulrecords.com | 952 USD | — | — |
| The Fallen Cherub Heavyweight | awfulrecords.com | 931 USD | — | — |
| Father Logo Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father Patricide Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Awful Boy Millenium Oval Boxy Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Awful Flame Crop Top | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Who's that peeking through my window? | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| The Awful Records Boxy Logo Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Silver Awful Records Pendant Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| M'n*gga Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father's 'Why Don't U?' Bootleg Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father's Tiny Shades Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father's Human Alphabet T-Shirt | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father's HU$BAND Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father's Bichon Frise Tee | awfulrecords.com | 847 USD | — | — |
| Father - Patricide (12" Vinyl) (Limited only 100 copies) | awfulrecords.com | 846 USD | — | — |
| "In The Forest" I'm a Piece of Shit 252-piece Puzzle | awfulrecords.com | 825 USD | — | — |
| Awful Braves Snapback | awfulrecords.com | 825 USD | — | — |
| Awful Emblem Shirt | awfulrecords.com | 762 USD | — | — |
| Young Hot Ebony 2 Tee | awfulrecords.com | 762 USD | — | — |
| Young Hot Ebony 2 T-Shirt | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Dem So Awful Boyz Just Will Not Die Tee | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Father's Application To Date His Daughter | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Father's Bounty Tee | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Father's Hu$band 2 Tee | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Father’s Horsepower Tee | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Huge Patricide 24x36" Wall Poster | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Overgrown Awful Tee (Multiple Colors) | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Patricide Cross T-Shirt | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| A Peach Awful | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Vintage Awful Records Raglan | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| A Pink Papi Tank | awfulrecords.com | 741 USD | — | — |
| Awful MDMA | awfulrecords.com | 720 USD | — | — |