| Fancy Pens Boxed Set, Spacepig Press | shoppennypost.com | 20 USD | — | — |
| Don't Bring Up Colonialism, Spacepig Press | shoppennypost.com | 7 USD | — | — |
| Cashier card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Fucking Proud card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Resting Eyes Fathers Day Card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Hey I fucking Love you Card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Hide the Body card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Old & Weird card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Putting up with Me card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Salty Bitch Birthday card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Lights on Fathers Day Card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| You Tried Fathers Day card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Fuck All That Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Get Well Soon, Life's No Fun Without You Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Good Luck With All That Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Happy Birthday, To My Favorite Cranky Old Bastard Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Happy Birthday To My Favorite Salty Old Bitch Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Hey I Fucking Love You Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Hey, Thanks Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Dog Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I Love You Even Though Used My Fabric Scissors On Paper Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I Love You Even Though You Can't Load The Dishwasher Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I Love You No Matter How Much You Snore Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I'd Help You Hide The Body Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I'm Lucky You're You Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| This I A Big Fucking Deal and I'm Proud of You Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Ugh, Sorry Everything Sucks | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| You Tried, Happy Father's Day Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| You Tried, Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | talorton.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Cant Understand Card | localtakesf.com | 6 USD | — | — |