| "People To Kill" Hat | violentlittle.com | 241 USD | — | — |
| "Consigliere" Hat | violentlittle.com | 241 USD | — | — |
| Violent Little Airplane Hat | violentlittle.com | 241 USD | — | — |
| Loop Fanny Pack | violentlittle.com | 231 USD | — | — |
| The Violent Little Memo Subscription | violentlittle.com | 193 USD | — | — |
| The Traffic Stop Patch Set | violentlittle.com | 174 USD | — | — |
| "L.A. is the WORST" T-Shirts | violentlittle.com | 145 USD | — | — |
| Violent Little Memo Notebooks | violentlittle.com | 97 USD | — | — |
| "Snitches End Up In Ditches" Garden Shovel | violentlittle.com | 97 USD | — | — |
| The MOAB Bomb Patch | violentlittle.com | 87 USD | — | — |
| "ET Phone Home" Dial-up Patch | violentlittle.com | 87 USD | — | — |
| "Rebel Alliance" Outdoor Gear Emporium Patch | violentlittle.com | 87 USD | — | — |
| "I'm in My Prime" Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 87 USD | — | — |
| LA Privileges Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Those are Rookie Numbers" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| UDT Babe Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "That'll Do, Pig" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| Special Agent "Kiki" Camarena Tribute Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| My Pee Bottle Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| James Webb Telescope Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "The Dude" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| Patrick Bateman Business Card Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| Chief Quanah Parker Spearhead Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "No Luck Necessary" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Because of the Implication" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Tremors Los Angeles" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Peanut Butter Shot" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Operation Enduring This Bullshit" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| To Do List Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Policia, Cabron" PVC Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Well-Managed" California PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Shut Up Bitch!" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Real Weird With It" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Pretty Bird Petey" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| Shoresy Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| Zissou PVC Morale Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Shut Up Chip!" PVC Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "You're Either Somebody, or You're Nobody" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| "Welcome to Texas" Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |
| President Camacho Patch | violentlittle.com | 77 USD | — | — |