Alpha Blokes
Official merchandise store for the Alpha Blokes Podcast. Shop all our latest products including T-Shirts, Hoodies, Hats & More!
Gladstone Central, AU · prices in AUD · ships to 38 countries. Catalogue read from alphablokes.com.au's own public product feed on 2026-08-08. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-05 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-14 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| STAY OUTTA YOURSELF HOODIE | Alpha Blokes | 1513 AUD | — | — |
| BULL OF THE YEAR POLO '25 | Alpha Blokes | 1059 AUD | — | — |
| BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW FISHING SHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 1059 AUD | — | — |
| FOOTY SHORTS | Alpha Blokes | 681 AUD | — | — |
| NAH NAH CORDUROY CAP | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| BBQ CAP | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| OG CAP BLACK | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| PARTY WITH THE POO BUTTON UP SHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| OG CAP TAN | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| DID YA? CORDUROY CAP | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| DTF CORDUROY CAP | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| GRIT CORDUROY CAP | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| KIDS ABW TSHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 606 AUD | — | — |
| KIDS SHIRT MY DAD CAN | Alpha Blokes | 530 AUD | — | — |
| KIDS FOOTY SHORTS | Alpha Blokes | 530 AUD | — | — |
| KIDS OG SHIRT BLACK | Alpha Blokes | 530 AUD | — | — |
| BBQ APRON | Alpha Blokes | 530 AUD | — | — |
| TEX MEX MEAT RUB | Lane's BBQ | 454 AUD | — | — |
| ABC BLEND MEAT RUB | Lane's BBQ | 454 AUD | — | — |
| DADDY’S DUST MEAT RUB | Lane's BBQ | 454 AUD | — | — |
| ITALIAN STALLION MEAT RUB | Lane's BBQ | 454 AUD | — | — |
| RED DIRT MEAT RUB | Lane's BBQ | 454 AUD | — | — |
| OG CAP PALE PINK | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| BBQ SHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| ALPHA BLOKES WARDEN CAP | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| JUNIOR & TODDLER OG CAP BLACK (White Wolf) | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| HELLO SUMMER CREAM TSHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| HELLO SUMMER NAVY TSHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| ABW SHIRT | Alpha Blokes | 454 AUD | — | — |
| OG SHIRT CYPRESS | Alpha Blokes | 379 AUD | — | — |
Data collected from alphablokes.com.au's public product feed. Not affiliated with or endorsed by this store. Request removal.