Brain Wash Only
Shop oversized graphic tees, hoodies, and alternative streetwear inspired by internet culture, philosophy, psychology, and the Information Age. Original designs. Worldwide shipping. Apparel with an ulterior motive.
Vero Beach, US · prices in USD · ships to 242 countries. Catalogue read from brainwashonly.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 3 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-23 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-09-10 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-28 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| BSOD on Computer Clock | Brain Wash Only | 48.99 USD | 120 USD | −59.2% |
| Coal Plants Of The World 2027 Wall Calendar | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 67.99 USD | −41.2% |
| Redacted U.S. Flag Sweatshirt | Brain Wash Only | 79.99 USD | 120 USD | −33.3% |
| Every Machine Is A Smoke Machine Sweatshirt | Brain Wash Only | 79.99 USD | 115 USD | −30.4% |
| When We Die We Wake Up In A Data Center (Afterlife) Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Void Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Reconfiguring Personality Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Late Stage Empire Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Raised In A Cult Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| No Thoughts Available At This Time Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| The Revolution Will Not Be AI Generated Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Weirdest Girl On The Internet Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| I Eat Printed Circuit Boards Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Accept Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Cult Leader Of The Year Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Recommended For You Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Feminine Urge Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| It’s Right Behind Me Isn’t It T-Shirt | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| I’m Not Like Other Girls Crop Top Baby Tee | Brain Wash Only | 34.99 USD | 49.99 USD | −30% |
| Loab T-Shirt | Brain Wash Only | 37.99 USD | 52.99 USD | −28.3% |
| Mere Probabilities Sweatshirt | Brain Wash Only | 79.99 USD | 110 USD | −27.3% |
| Death Is Coming Eat Trash Be Free Sweatshirt | Brain Wash Only | 79.99 USD | 110 USD | −27.3% |
| A Sign To Do That Thing Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| A Sign From The Universe Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| 30 Minutes Or Less Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| Al Gore Invented The Internet Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| All A Big Show Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| All But Drowning In The CCTV Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| All Hail The Almighty Algorithm Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
| Agree To Disagree Oversized Tee | Brain Wash Only | 39.99 USD | 54.99 USD | −27.3% |
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