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Reisterstown, US · prices in USD · ships to 2 countries. Catalogue read from calamityware.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-12. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 7 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-13 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-09-03 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 02 |
| 2026-08-11 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 04 |
| 2026-08-09 | 3 | 2,422 USD | stock movement | 10% | 00 |
| 2026-08-08 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-05 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-03 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Creature Comfort Playing Cards | Calamityware | 6 USD | 192 USD | −74% |
| Carry On Book | Calamityware | 6 USD | 16.95 USD | −64.6% |
| Double Trouble Memory Card Game | Calamityware | 6 USD | 16 USD | −62.5% |
| Robot Uprising BADbandana (3-Pack) | Calamityware | 9 USD | 20 USD | −55% |
| Demon Bears Ties | Calamityware | 24 USD | 55 USD | −52% |
| Reaper Madness Hoodie | Calamityware | 40 USD | 74 USD | −43.2% |
| Krampus Unisex T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Krampus Women's T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Pizzafiend Women's T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Calamity World Coat-of-Arms Women's T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Calamity World Coat-of-Arms Unisex T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Octocaddy Unisex T-Shirt | Calamityware | 20 USD | 40 USD | −42.9% |
| Hazmat Santa Long-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt | Calamityware | 26 USD | 50 USD | −42.2% |
| Creature Comfort Throw Blanket | Calamityware | 51 USD | 85 USD | −40% |
| Exercising Demons Women's Tank | Calamityware | 25 USD | 42 USD | −37.5% |
| Fly Shallow Bowls (Set of 4) | Calamityware | 48 USD | 75 USD | −36% |
| Ghastly Guardians Unisex T-Shirt - Toxic Glow | Calamityware | 23 USD | 40 USD | −35% |
| Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Fusilli | Calamityware | 23 USD | 35 USD | −34.3% |
| Ghastly Guardians Onesie - Zooterkins | Calamityware | 23 USD | 35 USD | −34.3% |
| Things Could Be Worse Christmas Mugs | Calamityware | 34 USD | 59 USD | −30.6% |
| Ghastly Guardians Stickers | Calamityware | 14 USD | 18 USD | −22.2% |
| Things Could Be Worse Mini-Mug Ornament | Calamityware® | 14 USD | 50 USD | −22.2% |
| Christmas Calamities Small Plates (Set of 4) | Calamityware | 50 USD | 63 USD | −20.6% |
| Dubious Musicians Petite Plates (Set of 4) | Calamityware | 47 USD | 59 USD | −20.3% |
| Kitchen Witch Wool Scarf | Calamityware | 56 USD | 70 USD | −20% |
| Things Could Be Worse Silks | Calamityware | 52 USD | 70 USD | −20% |
| Strawberry Thieves Silks | Calamityware | 52 USD | 65 USD | −20% |
| Batty Silks | Calamityware | 44 USD | 65 USD | −20% |
| Exercising Demons Socks | Calamityware | 12 USD | 15 USD | −20% |
| Calamityware Cat Saucers (2-pack) | Calamityware | 33 USD | 41 USD | −19.5% |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-12 | 206 | 149 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-10 | 206 | 151 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-09 | 205 | 153 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-07 | 205 | 154 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-05 | 205 | 154 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-03 | 204 | 154 | 35 USD |
| 2026-09-01 | 204 | 154 | 35 USD |
| 2026-08-16 | 207 | 156 | 35 USD |
| 2026-08-01 | 207 | 154 | 34 USD |
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