Callizi

Shop funny, sarcastic & dark humor t-shirts at Callizi. Unique graphic tees and perfect gifts for anyone who gets the joke. Free shipping on orders $50+.

Boulder, US · prices in USD · ships to 46 countries. Catalogue read from callizi.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-29. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
676
500 read so far
In stock
100%
Median price
23.95 USD
Discounted
71
⌀ 19.8% off

Sales estimate

callizi.com does not publish stock levels. Units sold can only be derived from stock falling between two readings, so no revenue figure is possible for this store — by any method, not just ours.

Store facts

Products
720
counted in our crawl
First product
2026-02
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 5,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
10
Ships to
46 countries · AE, AT, AU, BE, BR, CA, CH, CY …
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club · instalments

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Callizi (720)

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
I'M NOT 40. I'M TWENTY - TWENTY T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi39.45 USD49.99 USD−21.1%
IF GENDERS CONFUSE YOU, GO MILK A BULL T - SHIRT (FRONT PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
0% LIBERAL T - SHIRT (FRONT PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU BEFORE I DO T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I NAP PERIODICALLY T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
IF GENDERS CONFUSE YOU, GO MILK A BULL T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
GEN X — ADULTING SINCE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I CAN’T FLIRT I’M AFRAID OF WOMEN T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I GREW UP LISTENING TO THE POLICE SCANNER OF COURSE I’M NOSEY T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I HAVE NO LIFE, BUT I CAN DIE. WHAT AM I? T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I LIKE CARS MORE THAN PEOPLE T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
AS I HAVE GROWN OLDER T - SHIRT (FRONT PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I’VE DECIDED I’M NOT OLD I’M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I WANT YOU BUT I CAN’T FLIRT T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I DON’T ALWAYS ROLL A JOINT, BUT WHEN I DO IT’S MY ANKLE T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
BOOBYTRAP BACKWARDS IS PARTYBOOB. CARRY ON T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
BORN IN 1986. I AM ONLY 26 T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
BORN IN 1986. I AM ONLY 26 T - SHIRT (FRONT PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
0% LIBERA T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I DON'T WANT TO T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
DAD TAX. MAKING SURE IT'S NOT POISON T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
DAD TAX. MAKING SURE IT'S NOT POISON T - SHIRT (FRONT PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
250 YEARS OF AMERICA FREEDOM T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
DO YOU LOVE ME? T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
DON’T CRY JUST SAY F*CK YOU AND SMILE T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
DON’T HATE ME JUST BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE COOLER T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
AS PER MY LAST EMAIL T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
0% VACCINATED T - SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%
I LEFT MY OTHER SHIRT AT YOUR MOM’S HOUSE T-SHIRT (BACK PRINT)Callizi26.45 USD32.99 USD−19.8%

Catalogue over time

DateProductsIn stockMedian price
2026-09-2950050023.95 USD
2026-09-14500500345 USD
2026-08-2150050026.45 USD
2026-08-1750050038 USD
2026-08-09500500143.5 USD
2026-08-0250050026.45 USD

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