CHOOSE SARCASM.
You wear clothes. We make clothes. That's a crazy coincidence. β¨ Comfort clothing for Aotearoa π WhΔnau business π Εtautahi, Christchurch
Christchurch, NZ Β· prices in NZD Β· ships to 5 countries. Catalogue read from choosesarcasm.co.nz's own public product feed on 2026-09-02. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
choosesarcasm.co.nz does not publish stock levels. Units sold can only be derived from stock falling between two readings, so no revenue figure is possible for this store β by any method, not just ours.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact β not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| LUXURY TEE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 1789 NZD | β | β |
| FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 55 NZD | β | β |
| EVERYTHING IS KA PAI ZIP HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| HINT OF SARCASM HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| MORE DOEY, LESS HUI HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| I DON'T KNOW HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| DO THE MAHI HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| EVERYTHING IS KA PAI HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| TAYLOR'S SHOCKING PINK HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA ZIP HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| I LOVE HΔNGΔͺ HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| COUCH KΕͺMARA ZIP HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| HINT OF SARCASM ZIP HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| COUCH KΕͺMARA HOODIE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 48 NZD | β | β |
| I DON'T KNOW CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| HINT OF SARCASM CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | 0 NZD | β |
| EVERYTHING IS KA PAI CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| COUCH KΕͺMARA CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| DO THE MAHI CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| FRESH OUT OF WHAKAARO CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| MORE DOEY, LESS HUI CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| I LOVE HΔNGΔͺ CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | 0 NZD | β |
| MY MAUNGA IS BIGGER THAN YOUR MAUNGA CREWNECK. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 42 NZD | β | β |
| BOX TEE WITH PATCH. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 30 NZD | 0 NZD | β |
| GIFT CARD. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 29.81 NZD | β | β |
| HINT OF SARCASM TEE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 24 NZD | 0 NZD | β |
| EVERYTHING IS KA PAI TEE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 24 NZD | β | β |
| I DON'T KNOW TEE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 24 NZD | β | β |
| I LOVE HΔNGΔͺ TEE. | CHOOSE SARCASM. | 24 NZD | 0 NZD | β |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-02 | 63 | 61 | 24 NZD |
| 2026-08-02 | 63 | 61 | 39 NZD |
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