Dean Morris Cards
Funny and rude greeting cards and gifts that are guaranteed to raise a laugh for all occasions including birthday, Christmas, mother's day, fathers day and valentines. Coasters, mugs and pens perfect for the office desk.
Wolverhampton, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 86 countries. Catalogue read from deanmorriscards.co.uk's own public product feed on 2026-09-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
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Brands carried
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Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mother Knows Best Coaster | Dean Morris Cards | 0.5 GBP | 3.25 GBP | −84.6% |
| I love you Card | Dean Morris Cards | 1 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −66.1% |
| Drinking since breakfast Card | Dean Morris Cards | 1 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −66.1% |
| Wild for you Card | Dean Morris Cards | 1 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −66.1% |
| To my valentine Card | Dean Morris Cards | 1 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −66.1% |
| Happy valentine's day Card | Dean Morris Cards | 1 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −66.1% |
| I'd rather be hiking Pen | Dean Morris Cards | 1.25 GBP | 3.5 GBP | −64.3% |
| I love gay Pen | Dean Morris Cards | 1.25 GBP | 3.5 GBP | −64.3% |
| Make drinking fabulous again Coaster | Dean Morris Cards | 1.25 GBP | 3.25 GBP | −61.5% |
| Happy Birthday Doodles Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets | Dean Morris Cards | 2 GBP | 4.25 GBP | −52.9% |
| Warehouse Clearance 60 Cards Mystery Box Multipack | Dean Morris Cards | 23.95 GBP | — | — |
| Santa Go's To Andy's Man Club 10 Pack | Dean Morris Cards | 12.5 GBP | — | — |
| Jesus Cards Pack of 10 Multipack | Dean Morris Cards | 12.5 GBP | — | — |
| Another day of dealing Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| World's best arsehole Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Nosey cunt Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Yasss Queen Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Progress pride flag Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Totally gay Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Big gay mug Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Full time cunt Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| I hate everyone Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| I always poo on work time Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Nice bright cheerful fuck you Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Fuck off Mug | Dean Morris Cards | 8.75 GBP | — | — |
| Rotten Ungrateful Family Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards | Dean Morris Cards | 5.99 GBP | — | — |
| Festive robin in the show Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets | Dean Morris Cards | 4.25 GBP | — | — |
| Santa takes a shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets | Dean Morris Cards | 4.25 GBP | — | — |
| Excited about air fryers Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets | Dean Morris Cards | 4.25 GBP | — | — |
| Retro Santa Claus Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets | Dean Morris Cards | 4.25 GBP | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-11 | 500 | 484 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-09-09 | 500 | 484 | 2.98 GBP |
| 2026-09-08 | 500 | 484 | 3.03 GBP |
| 2026-09-06 | 500 | 484 | 3.03 GBP |
| 2026-09-05 | 500 | 484 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-09-03 | 500 | 484 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-09-01 | 500 | 484 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-08-19 | 500 | 482 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-08-16 | 500 | 484 | 2.95 GBP |
| 2026-08-05 | 500 | 482 | 3.03 GBP |
| 2026-08-01 | 500 | 482 | 2.95 GBP |
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