Dialectable

Here at Dialectable we love language, nostalgia and colour. So we’ve created a range of giftware inspired by the everyday stuff we come out with on our trademark speech bubble and signature colour palette of bright, retro tints.Our aim is to make you smile and have a little chuckle.

Doncaster, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 41 countries. Catalogue read from dialectable.co.uk's own public product feed on 2026-09-07. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
472
471 read so far
In stock
97%
Median price
2.75 GBP
Discounted
79
⌀ 46.6% off

Sales estimate

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Polling capacity is finite, so this registers interest rather than starting immediately — stores are chosen by how much a day of polling would reveal.

Store facts

Products
472
counted in our crawl
First product
2024-09
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 10,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
116
Ships to
41 countries · AE, AT, AU, BE, BG, CA, CH, CY
Payment
visa, maestro, master, american_express, discover, diners_club, unionpay · instalments

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Nan CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Gran CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Suppose You'll Be A Prize Cock Again This Year? CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
I'm Not Lunch This Year, Okay? CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Sis CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Daughter CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
It's The Goddamn Turkey's Turn! CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Son CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
I Did A Christmas Poo And It Was Thiiiis Big! CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
I Just Did A Turkey Trump CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Christmas Hug Anyone? CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
That's It, I'm Never Doing Shots Again! CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Wanna Check Out My Chestnuts? CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Dad CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Grandad CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
He's Been! Now Wake Up You Arse'ole CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Your Present's Behind The Sofa CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Get Over It, I Thought The Hamster Was For Me CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Av Thesen A Reet Good Christmas Bro CardDialectable1.25 GBP2.95 GBP−57.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 2 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 3 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 4 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 5 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 6 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Happy Birthday Sweetie Pie! CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Happy Birthday Stinky! CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Happy Birthday Trouble! CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Happy Birthday Cheeky Chops! CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Woo Hoo! You're 1 CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%
Happy Birthday Munchkin! CardDialectable1 GBP2.25 GBP−55.6%

Catalogue over time

DateProductsIn stockMedian price
2026-09-074714582.75 GBP
2026-08-094724612.75 GBP

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