Dick Lazers
Laser pointer with 5 Projectable Dicks (USB-chargeable), red dot laser, flashlight, and purple light. Perfect for Gag Gifts, Bachelorette Parties, Office & Classroom Pranks, College Gifts (Dorms & Frats).
Baywood-Los Osos, US · prices in USD · ships to 32 countries. Catalogue read from dicklazers.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-03. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
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Brands carried
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Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cum Rag | Dick Lazers | 9.99 USD | 12.99 USD | −23.1% |
| "My name is Dick" Name Tag T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| Doggy Style T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| JackHoff Champion T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| Meat Beater T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| Cumputer T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| D Lazers T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| Cucummer T-Shirt | Printify | 31.25 USD | 34.99 USD | −10.7% |
| Bundle 3! | Dick Lazers | 74.97 USD | — | — |
| Official Emoji Lazer | Dick Lazers | 29.99 USD | — | — |
| Official Dick Lazer 2.0 | Dick Lazers | 29.99 USD | — | — |
| Official Naughty Lazer | Dick Lazers | 24.99 USD | — | — |
| Official Dick Lazer | Dick Lazers | 24.99 USD | — | — |
| Official BOOB Lazer | Dick Lazers | 24.99 USD | — | — |
| Insurance Fixed Plan | pt-insurance | 2 USD | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-03 | 15 | 15 | 31.25 USD |
| 2026-08-02 | 15 | 15 | 807 USD |
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