Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks
Anonymously mail a bag of dicks with the message "EAT A BAG OF DICKS". This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake!
Cheyenne, US · prices in USD · ships to 66 countries. Catalogue read from dicksbymail.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 7 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-06 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-28 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 032 |
| 2026-08-11 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-09 | 3 | 1,391 USD | stock movement | 9% | 00 |
| 2026-08-08 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-05 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-03 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Keep Calm and Eat a Bag of Dicks Magnet | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 1.99 USD | 5.99 USD | −66.8% |
| Broke Dick - The Discount Chocolate Dick | Classics | 10.99 USD | 179.93 USD | −52.2% |
| Christmas Bag of Dicks | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 319.8 USD | −43.7% |
| Ugly Christmas Sweat Shirt! | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 24.99 USD | 39.99 USD | −37.5% |
| Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 159.9 USD | −37.5% |
| Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 159.9 USD | −37.5% |
| Bag of Dicks - I Thought You Could Use Some Dick Edition - A Heartfelt Gift | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 159.9 USD | −37.5% |
| Bag of Gummy D's - I Thought You Could Use Some D | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 159.9 USD | −37.5% |
| Bag of Gummy D's - Something I Know You'll Love | Dicks By Mail | 15.99 USD | 159.9 USD | −37.5% |
| Buy Two Bag of Dicks, Get One Free! | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 31.98 USD | 47.97 USD | −33.3% |
| DICKS & TITS COMBO PACK! | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 19.99 USD | 29.99 USD | −33.3% |
| Dick Coasters! | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 5 USD | 26 USD | −30.8% |
| Bag of Dicks + Prank Candle Combo | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 24.99 USD | 33.99 USD | −26.5% |
| Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Pride Box | DickAtYourDoor | 19.99 USD | 26.99 USD | −25.9% |
| Gummy + Chocolate Bundle | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 32.38 USD | 42.98 USD | −24.7% |
| Valentine’s Day Bundle: The Dick Gift Set | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 80.38 USD | 194.96 USD | −24.1% |
| All The Dicks Bundle (Gummy Dicks, Chocolate Dick, and Dick Glitter Bomb) | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 49.99 USD | 64.97 USD | −23.1% |
| The Poop Prank Bundle | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 39.99 USD | 51.47 USD | −22.3% |
| Biden Box - Eat A Dick | DickAtYourDoor | 19.49 USD | 24.99 USD | −22% |
| Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 51.98 USD | 82.98 USD | −20% |
| Bachelorette Bundle | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 39.98 USD | 49.97 USD | −20% |
| Show your Love Chocolate and Gummy Dicks | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 32.78 USD | 124.98 USD | −20% |
| The Dark Chocolate Cock - Eat A Dick | DickAtYourDoor | 19.99 USD | 26.99 USD | −20% |
| The Naughty Valentine’s Edible Arrangement: Chocolate Dicks, Gummy Dicks & Chocolate Buttholes | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 69 USD | 85.96 USD | −19.7% |
| The "Take the Hint" Valentine’s Bundle - Vibrator and Gummy Dicks ❤️🍆😏 | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 44.99 USD | 55.98 USD | −19.6% |
| Eat a Dick - Valentine's White Chocolate Dick | DickAtYourDoor | 23.99 USD | 28.99 USD | −17.2% |
| Secret Santa Bag of D's Package | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 24.99 USD | 37.99 USD | −16.7% |
| Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick | DickAtYourDoor | 22.49 USD | 26.99 USD | −16.7% |
| Eat Ass Chocolate + I Thought You Could Use Some Dick Gummies | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 29.99 USD | 35.98 USD | −16.6% |
| Bag of Tits! | Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks | 14 USD | 21.99 USD | −13.6% |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-11 | 214 | 173 | 16 USD |
| 2026-09-09 | 214 | 173 | 339 USD |
| 2026-09-08 | 214 | 173 | 14.95 USD |
| 2026-09-06 | 214 | 173 | 16 USD |
| 2026-09-04 | 214 | 173 | 16 USD |
| 2026-09-02 | 214 | 173 | 16 USD |
| 2026-08-21 | 215 | 171 | 16 USD |
| 2026-08-01 | 208 | 172 | 15.95 USD |
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