Dicks Don't Lie
Hey Babe! Welcome to the world of Dicks Don’t Lie; the offbeat, independent boutique that doesn’t take life lying down. For covetable streetwear and collectible homeware that is as cool as it is cheeky, dive right in and enjoy the show!
Maastricht, NL · prices in EUR · ships to 237 countries. Catalogue read from dicksdontlie.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-12. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-11 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-30 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| T-Shirt – Whoopsy Daisy | Dicks Don't Lie | 12.5 EUR | 40 EUR | −68.8% |
| T-Shirt – DDL Heart | Dicks Don't Lie | 15 EUR | 45 EUR | −66.7% |
| Hoodie – DDL Heart Patch | Dicks Don't Lie | 45 EUR | 80 EUR | −43.8% |
| Sweatshirt – Hey Babe | Dicks Don't Lie | 45 EUR | 80 EUR | −43.8% |
| Sweatshirt – Hey Babe | Dicks Don't Lie | 45 EUR | 80 EUR | −43.8% |
| T-Shirt – Dicks Don't Lie | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Cocky | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Cocky | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Ouroboros | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Abduction | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Dicks Don't Lie | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Abduction | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Ouroboros | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Free Willy | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Cheeky Chappy | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| T-Shirt – Peenocchio | Dicks Don't Lie | 25 EUR | 40 EUR | −37.5% |
| Gym Sack – DDL Heart Patch | Dicks Don't Lie | 20 EUR | 30 EUR | −33.3% |
| Tote – Dicks Don't Lie | Dicks Don't Lie | 10 EUR | 15 EUR | −33.3% |
| Tote – Dicks Don't Lie | Dicks Don't Lie | 10 EUR | 15 EUR | −33.3% |
| Dick Hat – DDL Heart | Dicks Don't Lie | 38 EUR | 50 EUR | −24% |
| Rug – The Bare Bear | Dicks Don't Lie | 350 EUR | — | — |
| Travel Bag – The DDL Scout | Dicks Don't Lie | 120 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Killer Legs (50x70) | Dicks Don't Lie | 100 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Elephant (50x70) | Dicks Don't Lie | 100 EUR | — | — |
| Nude Dude – Roger | Dicks Don't Lie | 80 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Cheeky Chappy (40x50) | Dicks Don't Lie | 70 EUR | — | — |
| Art – No going back (40x30) | Dicks Don't Lie | 60 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Nailed it (30x40) | Dicks Don't Lie | 60 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Keep it Straight (A3) | Dicks Don't Lie | 60 EUR | — | — |
| Art – Trouser Snake (30x40) | Dicks Don't Lie | 60 EUR | — | — |
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