Diddly Squat Farm Shop
The official page for Diddly Squat Farm. Opened in 2020 by Jeremy Clarkson, the Diddly Squat Farm Shop is a Cotswolds-based emporium of edible delights and potatoes.
Chipping Norton, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 238 countries. Catalogue read from diddlysquatfarmshop.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-04. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
diddlysquatfarmshop.com does not publish stock levels. Units sold can only be derived from stock falling between two readings, so no revenue figure is possible for this store — by any method, not just ours.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Emma Bridgewater Bundle | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | 14,500 GBP | −15.2% |
| The Ultimate Woolly Sheep Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | — | — |
| Green Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | — | — |
| Blue Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | — | — |
| Pink Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | — | — |
| Oatmeal Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 12300 GBP | — | — |
| Socks: 7 Days Of The Week (7 x pairs) | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 7000 GBP | — | — |
| Diddly Distressed Hoodie | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 6700 GBP | — | — |
| "Muddy Bugger" Build-Your-Own Tractor Kit | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 5500 GBP | — | — |
| Diddly Large Round Chopping Board - Tractor | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4900 GBP | — | — |
| Diddly Large Round Chopping Board - Cockerel | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4900 GBP | — | — |
| Kids Oatmeal Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4800 GBP | — | — |
| Children's Sheep Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4800 GBP | — | — |
| Kids Blue Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4800 GBP | — | — |
| Kids Green Sheep Knit Jumper | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4800 GBP | — | — |
| Grey Long Sleeved Distressed T-shirt | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4500 GBP | — | — |
| Diddly Paddle Chopping Board - Tractor | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4200 GBP | — | — |
| Grubby Farmer Travel Wash Bag | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4100 GBP | — | — |
| Cotswolds Monopoly | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 4000 GBP | — | — |
| Oat Cockerel T-Shirt | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Grey Knitted Sheep Hat | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Mustard Sheep Knit Hat | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| "I am a F***er" Shirt - Navy | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Farmerish 1/2 Pint Mug | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Goat Shirt - Green | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Graphite For Farms' Sake Cockerel T-Shirt | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Emma Bridgewater x Diddly Squat There Will Be Mud 1/2 Pint Mug | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Goat Shirt - Navy | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Limited Edition T-Shirt | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
| Emma Bridgewater x Diddly Squat Cow Juice 1/2 Pint Mug | Diddly Squat Farm Shop | 3700 GBP | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-04 | 75 | 68 | 3,400 GBP |
| 2026-08-05 | 78 | 76 | 28.95 GBP |
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