Far Kew Emporium

Discover our range of hilarious gifts that can be funny, inappropriate and a little sweary at times but guarantee to make your loved ones laugh!

Noosaville, AU · prices in AUD · ships to 11 countries. Catalogue read from farkewemporium.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-06. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
588
500 read so far
In stock
92%
Median price
19.99 AUD
Discounted
168
⌀ 41.0% off

Sales estimate

farkewemporium.com does not publish stock levels. Units sold can only be derived from stock falling between two readings, so no revenue figure is possible for this store — by any method, not just ours.

Store facts

Products
509
counted in our crawl
First product
2017-12
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 5,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
98
Ships to
11 countries · AU, CA, GB, HK, JP, KR, MY, NZ …
Payment
visa, master, american_express, eftpos_au, unionpay

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Far Kew Emporium (507)William Valentine (2)

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
Dear Santa, I Can Explain Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
Fuckity Fuck Fuck Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
Fuck This Shit Festive Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
Bah Fucking Humbug Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
Eat a Bag of Dicks Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
I Use Bad Words Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Wrapping PaperFar Kew Emporium0.5 AUD5.99 AUD−91.7%
2021 Christmas FuckflakeFar Kew Emporium5 AUD29.99 AUD−83.3%
Of All The Dads in The World CardFar Kew Emporium1 AUD4.99 AUD−80%
OMFG You Shagged My Mum! CardFar Kew Emporium1 AUD4.99 AUD−80%
Dad, I'm Glad You Didn't Pull Out CardFar Kew Emporium1 AUD4.99 AUD−80%
Happy Father's Day Mum CardFar Kew Emporium1 AUD4.99 AUD−80%
Love Who You Love Mens/Unisex SocksFar Kew Emporium8 AUD24.99 AUD−68%
Duck With a DickFar Kew Emporium8.5 AUD24.99 AUD−66%
Welcome to the Fart Zone Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Sewing, Because Murder is Wrong Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Warning: Gamers Only Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Step Aside Coffee, This is a Job For Alcohol Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Are You Pooping Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Keep Out, Gamer at Work Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Warning: F-Bombs Dropping Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Alcohol, No Great Story Started With Someone Eating a Salad Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things With More Energy Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Warning: Fart Zone Metal SignFar Kew Emporium7 AUD19.99 AUD−65%
Fucker In Charge of You Fucking Fucks TumblerFar Kew Emporium9.99 AUD27.99 AUD−64.3%
Slightly Fucked Fire AsstinguisherFar Kew Emporium9 AUD24.99 AUD−64%
I Never Dreamed I'd Become a Grumpy Old Man Stationery PackFar Kew Emporium12 AUD29.99 AUD−60%
Fucker in Charge Stationery PackFar Kew Emporium12 AUD29.99 AUD−60%
Amazing as Fuck NotebookFar Kew Emporium9.99 AUD29.99 AUD−60%
Always Remember The Magic Word MugFar Kew Emporium9.99 AUD24.99 AUD−60%

Catalogue over time

DateProductsIn stockMedian price
2026-09-0650045819.99 AUD
2026-08-0850045719.99 AUD

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