GOBLINKO

UNIQUE & PROPER! DUNGEON DEGENERATES, DUNGEON BREAKOUT, ROCK&ROLL WEIRDO TRASH PATCHES PINS BUTTONS, T-SHIRTS STICKERS POSTERS PORK MAGAZINE COMIX FOR YOUR LOWLIFESTYLE BY SEAN & KATIE ÄABERG

Portland, US · prices in USD · ships to 220 countries. Catalogue read from goblinkomegamall.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-08. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
323
In stock
92%
Median price
9 USD
Discounted
43
⌀ 45.8% off

Sales estimate

Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.

Sold today
0
Sold yesterday
0
Sold 7 days
0
Total sold
000
Avg. price
—
Days measured
0
of 2 observed
Catalogue read
—
DateUnits soldEst. revenueMethodCatalogue readDiscarded
2026-09-050not measurableindex only—01
2026-08-130not measurableindex only—00

An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.

Store facts

Products
323
counted in our crawl
First product
2014-06
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 5,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
36
Ships to
220 countries · *, AC, AD, AE, AF, AG, AI, AL …
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club · instalments

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

GOBLINKO MEGAMALL (164)GOBLINKO (107)DUNGEON DEGENERATES (50)No Discount (2)

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
MEGA PATCH ASSORTMENTGOBLINKO MEGAMALL50 USD160 USD−68.8%
Fruit Salad Patch PackGOBLINKO MEGAMALL7 USD14 USD−50%
PORK Army Shield PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Multi-Tasker PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Mickey Bat Banzai PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
No Uptight Honkeys! PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Good/Bad But Not Evil PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Cut The Shit PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Maggot Brain PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Hammer Of The Gods PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Mellin PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
I Was A Teenage Creature PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
It's Dee Dee's Fault I Am This Way PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Denim Demon PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
I Was A Teenage VampireGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Girl Gang - Bad Betty - PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Down With Everything PatchDUNGEON DEGENERATES4 USD8 USD−50%
Don't Tell Your Mother PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Lotsa Luck PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Get Rich Quick PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Gimme A Beer PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Ladyfinger PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Do It Yourself PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Dungeon Degenerates Wurstreich Shield PatchDUNGEON DEGENERATES4 USD8 USD−50%
Breakfast Club PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Pineapple Face PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
I Am A Cider Drinker PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
I Was A Teenage Werewolf PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%
Sit On My Face PatchGOBLINKO MEGAMALL4 USD8 USD−50%

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