High Cotton

Proudly Made in the USA for over 25 years, High Cotton® creates gifts that are funny, thoughtful and occasionally a bit snarky. No matter what the occasion, no matter what the season, High Cotton® products will bring a smile to your face.

Asheville, US · prices in USD · ships to 63 countries. Catalogue read from highcotton.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-08. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
443
at least — catalogue is larger
In stock
98%
Median price
4 USD
Discounted
12
⌀ 56.2% off

Sales estimate

Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.

Sold today
0
Sold yesterday
0
Sold 7 days
00
Total sold
000
Avg. price
Days measured
0
of 2 observed
Catalogue read
DateUnits soldEst. revenueMethodCatalogue readDiscarded
2026-09-100not measurableindex only00
2026-08-280not measurableindex only00

An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.

Store facts

Products
443
counted in our crawl
First product
2017-03
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 50,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
17
Ships to
63 countries · *, AD, AL, AM, AT, AU, AX, BA
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
You Shall Not Pass Funny DoormatHigh Cotton3.99 USD22 USD−81.9%
By Appointment Only DoormatHigh Cotton6.99 USD22 USD−68.2%
Inhale the Good Shit Hanging SignHigh Cotton4.99 USD15 USD−66.7%
Walk the Red Carpet floor matHigh Cotton7.99 USD20 USD−60.1%
Yes, I Hear You Knocking DoormatHigh Cotton9.99 USD24 USD−58.4%
Personal Space Dog doormatHigh Cotton11.99 USD24 USD−50%
Try Just Half The Brownie CoasterHigh Cotton2 USD4 USD−50%
I'll Always Be There For You CoasterHigh Cotton2 USD4 USD−50%
I Don't Run From My Feelings CoasterHigh Cotton Inc2 USD4 USD−50%
I May Be Short But I Have A Lot Of Balls CoasterHigh Cotton2 USD4 USD−50%
Don't Expect Much funny door matHigh Cotton11.99 USD22 USD−45.5%
Funny Dog Coaster AssortmentHigh Cotton9 USD16 USD−43.8%
This Kitchen Runs on Love & Profanity - Funny Kitchen ApronPrintify40 USD
Welcome Bitches Let's Drink - Funny Kitchen Apron — Cocktail Party GiftPrintify40 USD
Good friends pour you a glass of wine. Best friends hand you the bottle.- Wine Friends Leopard Tote Bag - 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
Living Simply or Simply Living - Retro Camper Graphic - Camping Tote Bag 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
Let That Shit Go Tote Bag — Funny Mindfulness Buddha Yoga Gift 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
I Think My Gummy Just Kicked In - Graphic Tote — Retro Rainbow Tote Bag - 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
I'm About to Cause a Scene - Funny Cat Wine Tote - Tote Bag — 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
I heart Wieners Tote Bag — Cute Dachshund Dog Lover Beach & Grocery Tote - 16" x 16"Printify26 USD
Fresh Sarcasm Service Daily - doormatHigh Cotton24 USD
Go ahead just walk all over me - DoormatHigh Cotton24 USD
Go away Ouija board - funny doormatHigh Cotton24 USD
For Fox Sake funny door matHigh Cotton24 USD
Fat Cat Security funny doormatHigh Cotton24 USD
Fragile Big Ass Dog funny doormatHigh Cotton24 USD
I came I barked I conquered - DoormatHigh Cotton24 USD
Come Back with a Warrant funny doormatHigh Cotton24 USD
Dog Related Incident DoormatHigh Cotton24 USD
F-CAW-F - funny doormatHigh Cotton24 USD

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