Hopeless Botanics
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Dublin 8, IE · prices in EUR · ships to 2 countries. Catalogue read from hopelessbotanics.ie's own public product feed on 2026-08-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-07 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-16 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mistress of the Dark Greeting Card | Studio Soph | 2 EUR | 4.7 EUR | −57.4% |
| I'm here for you Botanical Greeting Card | Ohh Deer | 2 EUR | 4.7 EUR | −57.4% |
| Happy Birthday Cara Mia Greeting Card | Studio Soph | 2 EUR | 4.7 EUR | −57.4% |
| Good Luck, Babe! Greeting Card | Studio Soph | 2 EUR | 4.7 EUR | −57.4% |
| Daddy Is A State Of Mind Greeting Card | Studio Soph | 2 EUR | 4.7 EUR | −57.4% |
| Beautiful Blooms Book | Gardners Books | 18 EUR | 36 EUR | −50% |
| Birds of the World: A quiz & matching game for bird lovers | Hopeless Botanics | 12.5 EUR | 16 EUR | −21.9% |
| 'Not Another Jungle' by Tony Le-Britton | Gardners Books | 20 EUR | 25 EUR | −20% |
| From Seed to Bloom by Millie Proust | Gardners Books | 22 EUR | 26 EUR | −15.4% |
| Poseidon Pot, Chalk White | Pottery Pots | 455 EUR | — | — |
| Hauge console table | Hopeless Botanics | 415 EUR | — | — |
| Branched Rubber Tree (Collection only) | Hopeless Botanics | 230 EUR | — | — |
| Jessica Pot Big Ø45 | Wikholmform | 185 EUR | — | — |
| Schefflera tree | Hopeless Botanics | 185 EUR | — | — |
| Malin Pot Big Ø40 | Wikholmform | 175 EUR | — | — |
| Monstera (xl) | Hopeless Botanics | 145 EUR | — | — |
| Jessica Pot Medium Ø35 | Wikholmform | 110 EUR | — | — |
| Malin Pot Medium Ø33 | Wikholmform | 95 EUR | — | — |
| Sunny Vase | Bloomingville | 89 EUR | — | — |
| Eros Pot, Chalk White | Pottery Pots | 89 EUR | — | — |
| Horus Vase | Bloomingville | 88 EUR | — | — |
| 'Springtime' Fresh flower wreath | Hopeless Botanics | 85 EUR | — | — |
| Heikki Vase | Bloomingville | 70 EUR | — | — |
| Jessica Pot Small Ø28 | Wikholmform | 70 EUR | — | — |
| Roscoe Vase | Bloomingville | 68 EUR | — | — |
| Kanji Vase | Bloomingville | 68 EUR | — | — |
| Callo Vase | Bloomingville | 68 EUR | — | — |
| Idril pot | Bloomingville | 66 EUR | — | — |
| Malin Pot Small Ø26 | Wikholmform | 65 EUR | — | — |
| Ennis Vase | Bloomingville | 64 EUR | — | — |
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