Kitchen Language
Shop our range of funny gifts for potty mouths 18+. Offensive tea towels, funny aprons, naughty stubby holders and naughty greeting cards. Joke presents galore.
Watsonia, AU · prices in AUD · ships to 71 countries. Catalogue read from kitchenlanguage.com.au's own public product feed on 2026-09-13. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
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Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fuck Yeah Freebie! | Kitchen Language | 0 AUD | 11 AUD | −100% |
| Fuck Yeah Freebie! | Kitchen Language | 0 AUD | 9 AUD | −100% |
| Birthday Card Value Pack | Kitchen Language | 19 AUD | 29 AUD | −34.5% |
| Christmas Card Value Pack | Kitchen Language | 17 AUD | 24 AUD | −29.2% |
| Legendary Bundle | Kitchen Language | 72 AUD | 87 AUD | −17.2% |
| Lazy Cunt Bundle | Kitchen Language | 72 AUD | 87 AUD | −17.2% |
| Top Cunt Bundle | Kitchen Language | 72 AUD | 87 AUD | −17.2% |
| Baking Bitch Bundle | Kitchen Language | 72 AUD | 87 AUD | −17.2% |
| Shit Hot bundle | Kitchen Language | 72 AUD | 87 AUD | −17.2% |
| Shit Hot BBQ Bundle | Kitchen Language | 95 AUD | 110 AUD | −13.6% |
| Fucking Legend Bundle | Kitchen Language | 95 AUD | 110 AUD | −13.6% |
| Lazy Cunt Bundle | Kitchen Language | 95 AUD | 110 AUD | −13.6% |
| Top Cunt Bundle | Kitchen Language | 95 AUD | 110 AUD | −13.6% |
| Kitchen Language Gift Card | Kitchen Language | 36.58 AUD | — | — |
| Shits and Sizzles | Kitchen Language | 36 AUD | — | — |
| Flaming Fucking Legend | Kitchen Language | 36 AUD | — | — |
| Cook It Yourself Cunt | Kitchen Language | 36 AUD | — | — |
| Bitch Can Bake | Kitchen Language | 36 AUD | — | — |
| Cunt Can Cook | Kitchen Language | 36 AUD | — | — |
| Mystery Apron | Kitchen Language | 30 AUD | — | — |
| Do The Dishes Dick tea towel | Kitchen Language | 21 AUD | — | — |
| Moist Mother Fucker | Kitchen Language | 21 AUD | — | — |
| Clean The Fuck Up tea towel | Kitchen Language | 21 AUD | — | — |
| Clean Up Cunt tea towel | Kitchen Language | 21 AUD | — | — |
| 2 x 12 pack Flip Side Cardboard Coaster Pack- Perfect for Drunk Memory | Kitchen Language | 15 AUD | — | — |
| Drunk Mother Fucker stubby holder | Kitchen Language | 12 AUD | — | — |
| Classy Cunt stubby holder | Kitchen Language | 12 AUD | — | — |
| Drunk Cunt stubby holder | Kitchen Language | 12 AUD | — | — |
| Piss Head stubby holder | Kitchen Language | 12 AUD | — | — |
| Dick Head stubby holder | Kitchen Language | 12 AUD | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-13 | 78 | 73 | 11 AUD |
| 2026-09-12 | 78 | 73 | 14 AUD |
| 2026-09-10 | 78 | 73 | 14 AUD |
| 2026-09-08 | 81 | 76 | 14 AUD |
| 2026-09-06 | 81 | 76 | 11 AUD |
| 2026-09-05 | 81 | 76 | 11 AUD |
| 2026-09-03 | 81 | 76 | 9 AUD |
| 2026-09-01 | 81 | 76 | 7.95 AUD |
| 2026-08-15 | 81 | 76 | 9 AUD |
| 2026-08-09 | 81 | 76 | 9 AUD |
| 2026-08-02 | 81 | 76 | 7.95 AUD |
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