Lustful Larder
Indulge in Lustful Larder’s seductive small-batch condiments - gourmet, provocative, and unapologetically delicious. Handcrafted in the UK to spread desire, one jar at a time. Discover your next obsession.
Minehead, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 1 countries. Catalogue read from lustfullarder.co.uk's own public product feed on 2026-08-12. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 3 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-10 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-09-03 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-21 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charred Desires BBQ Relish | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Citrus Restraint Lemon Curd | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Marmalade Mistress Whisky Marmalade | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| On’ion Knees – Onion Marmalade | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Pickle with Daddy Issues Real Ale Pickle | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Pop My Cherry Jam | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Rind & Grind Lime Marmalade | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Ripe, Ready & Ruined - Mango Chutney | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Spank & Glaze Chilli Jam | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Submission Chutney | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| The Naughty Ploughman – Sandwich Pickle | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| The Scarlet Dominatrix – Strawberry Jam | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
| Tom-ASS-o - Spicy Tomato Chutney | Lustful Larder | 6.95 GBP | — | — |
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