MilkToast Brands

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Pinedale, US · prices in USD · ships to 237 countries. Catalogue read from milktoastbrands.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-14. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
128
In stock
100%
Median price
9.99 USD
Discounted
44
⌀ 48.0% off

Sales estimate

milktoastbrands.com does not publish stock levels. Units sold can only be derived from stock falling between two readings, so no revenue figure is possible for this store — by any method, not just ours.

Store facts

Products
128
counted in our crawl
First product
2020-09
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 10,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
20
Ships to
237 countries · AC, AD, AE, AF, AG, AI, AL, AM …
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club · instalments

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

MilkToast Brands (77)Offensive Crayons (51)

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
Porn Pack, 144 pc caseOffensive Crayons420 USD1,368 USD−69.3%
Pot Crayons, 140 pc caseOffensive Crayons420 USD1,368 USD−69.3%
Offensive Crayons, 60 pc caseOffensive Crayons210 USD570 USD−63.2%
Holiday Edition, 60 pc caseOffensive Crayons210 USD570 USD−63.2%
ISH Edition, 60 pc caseOffensive Crayons210 USD570 USD−63.2%
ALL 6 Editions: Offensive CrayonsOffensive Crayons28.38 USD71.94 USD−60.6%
Happy Little Dictator Coloring Book, 50 pcOffensive Crayons200 USD500 USD−60%
Colored Pencils Cocaine, 40 pcOffensive Crayons333 USD740 USD−55%
Pot Pen, 150 pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Demotivational Pens, 150 pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Offensive Pens, 150pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Parenting Pens, 150 pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Passive Aggressie Pens, 150pc caseMilkToast Brands825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Cat People Pens, 150 pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
Dog People Pens, 150 pc caseOffensive Crayons825 USD1,800 USD−54.2%
ISH Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Porn Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Political Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Holiday Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Offensive Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Pot Crayons, 12 pc caseOffensive Crayons54 USD114 USD−52.6%
Toaster Bath Bombs, 72 pcOffensive Crayons360 USD720 USD−50%
Colored Pencils Cocaine, 10 pcOffensive Crayons92.5 USD185 USD−50%
Cat Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%
Pot Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%
Parenting Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%
Demotivational Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%
Offensive Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%
Passive Aggressive Pens, 10 piece caseMilkToast Brands60 USD120 USD−50%
Dog People Pens, 10 pcOffensive Crayons60 USD120 USD−50%

Catalogue over time

DateProductsIn stockMedian price
2026-09-141281289.99 USD
2026-09-121281289.99 USD
2026-09-101281289.99 USD
2026-09-091281288.95 USD
2026-09-071281289.99 USD
2026-09-051281288.95 USD
2026-09-041281289.99 USD
2026-09-021281289.99 USD
2026-08-201281288.95 USD
2026-08-171281288.95 USD
2026-08-091281289.99 USD
2026-08-011281288.95 USD

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