Muddy Mouth Cards
Funny & Inappropriate Greeting Cards for Absolutely Every Occasion
New Hope, US · prices in USD · ships to 235 countries. Catalogue read from muddymouthcards.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 1 observed day. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-12 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| *As-Is Ornament Nothing for You Whore | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 10.5 USD | −81% |
| Banana Champagne Calories Swedish dish cloth | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 8 USD | −75% |
| Good Food Good Mood Wine Swedish dish cloth | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 8 USD | −75% |
| Be Badass Everyday vinyl sticker | Muddy Mouth Cards | 1 USD | 4 USD | −75% |
| Lost Things keychain | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 7.5 USD | −73.3% |
| Surprise Pack—6-Cards: Christmas Mystery Set | Muddy Mouth Cards | 10 USD | 36 USD | −72.2% |
| Flood the Dark birthday vibes card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Book That Chapter Sucked card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Good Shit for Good People card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Penis Breath card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Deep Dish Pizza Self Care card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Dilly Dally retirement card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Deserve Finer Things within Budget card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Days are Less Ragey card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Fat Pants Thanksgiving card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Ghost that Bitch birthday card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Books are Really Piling Up birthday card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| One Wine Slut to Another card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Adoption Short and Easy card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Freshly Baked card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Good at Making a Scene card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Astrology Shitstorm Blame Earth sympathy card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Cake and Vodka is Answer card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Cheers Make a Big Freakin’ Deal birthday card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| This Place Sucks Without You card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Bad Ass Mother Mother’s Day card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| A Lotta Rizz card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Dear Santa Christmas card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Magna Cum Laude Barely Squeaked By graduation card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
| Don’t Usually Do the Card thing Valentine card | Muddy Mouth Cards | 2 USD | 6 USD | −66.7% |
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