Oldmanism

Crafted for who wear time with pride

Boulder, US · prices in USD · ships to 56 countries. Catalogue read from oldmanism.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-02. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
198
at least — catalogue is larger
In stock
100%
Median price
26.95 USD
Discounted
83
⌀ 23.0% off

Sales estimate

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Store facts

Products
584
counted in our crawl
First product
2025-05
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 5,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
12
Ships to
56 countries · AD, AL, AT, AU, AX, BA, BE, BG
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
"Everyday I Set a New Record for Oldest I’ve Ever Been" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"I Speak Fluent V8 And Vinyl" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
“Certified OG Old Guy” All-American Badge Legacy CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"36 Shots. No Preview. Just Memories" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Retired. Living the 7-Day Weekend. No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"I See No Good Reason To Act My Age" Funny Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before Streaming. Raised On The Real Thing" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"If You Know Why This Pencil Matters, You're My People" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"We Drank From The Hose and Survived" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Faded By Time. Full Of Life" Nostalgic Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before Wireless Everything And Still Connecting" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Older. Wiser. Still Dangerous" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Grumpy Old Bastard Approach with Caution" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"I Don't Creak. I Provide My Own Soundtrack" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"1776 - 2026 Some of Us Remember More" Patriotic CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before GPS. We Still Got There" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Aged To Perfection Like Fine Bourbon" Whiskey Lover Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Backspace Wasn't An Option. We Got It Right The First Time" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Call Me Old Fashioned, I’ve Earned It" Whiskey Lounge Vintage Chill CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Be Kind Rewind" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before Search Engines. We Asked Dad" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Better On Records" Retro Vinyl Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Aging Like Fine Bourbon" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Better On Records" Vinyl Music Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before Apps. We Figured It Out" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Getting Old Ain’t For Sissies" Vintage Skull Crown CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
"Built Before Touchscreens And Still Working Fine" Vintage Washed CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%
“If You Hear Me Swearing, It Means Progress” Vintage Mechanic CapOldmanism26.95 USD35 USD−23%

Catalogue over time

DateProductsIn stockMedian price
2026-09-0250050026.95 USD
2026-08-0219819824.95 USD

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