Pet Hates Toys
Pet Hates Toys - Pawlitical parody pet toys stuffed with satire. Independent British brand designed in the UK. Funny parody dog toys & cat toys to satisfy political pets. Has the world gone barking mad? YES Spend over £20 for FREE UK shipping
Bridgwater, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 16 countries. Catalogue read from pethatestoys.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-08. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 3 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-09 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-09-02 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-17 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joe cat toy | Pet Hates Toys | 2 GBP | 8.49 GBP | −76.4% |
| Rishi Sunak cat toy | Pet Hates Toys | 2 GBP | 8.49 GBP | −76.4% |
| Priti Pawtel cat toy | Pet Hates Toys | 2 GBP | 8.49 GBP | −76.4% |
| Michael Gove cat toy | Pet Hates Toys | 2 GBP | 8.49 GBP | −76.4% |
| Jacob Rees-Mogg Catnip Cat Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 2.5 GBP | 8.49 GBP | −70.6% |
| Joe Biden dog toy | Pet Hates Toys | 5 GBP | 17.99 GBP | −67.7% |
| Rishi Sunak dog toy | Pet Hates Toys | 5 GBP | 17.99 GBP | −67.7% |
| Jacob Rees-Mogg Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 5 GBP | 17.99 GBP | −67.7% |
| America's Darlings Dog Toy Collection - Parody Trump & Biden Dog Toys | Pet Hates Toys | 25 GBP | 35.98 GBP | −30.5% |
| Three 'Musk'eteers - Donald, Elon + Nigel Dog Toy Bundle | Pet Hates Toys | 37.19 GBP | — | — |
| The 'Not Really' Besties Dog Toy Collection - Boris & Rishi | Pet Hates Toys | 25 GBP | — | — |
| The Barking-ham Paw-lace Dog Toy Collection | Pet Hates Toys | 25 GBP | 30 GBP | — |
| Donald and Poo bag bundle | Pet Hates Toys | 21.48 GBP | — | — |
| Three Mus'cat'eers - Donald, Elon + Nigel | Pet Hates Toys | 20.38 GBP | — | — |
| Top Seller’s Bundle | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 0 GBP | — |
| Elon Musk Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| Keir Starmer Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 0 GBP | — |
| Boris dog toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| King Charles III Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| Sadiq Khan Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | — | — |
| Donald Trump Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 0 GBP | — |
| Meghan Markle Dog Toys | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| Vladimir Putin dog toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | — | — |
| Nigel Farage dog toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | — | — |
| Rachel Reeves Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | — | — |
| Camilla, Queen Consort Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| Prince Harry Dog Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 15.49 GBP | 17.99 GBP | — |
| Gift Card | Pet Hates Toys | 10 GBP | — | — |
| Prince Harry Cat Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 8.49 GBP | 8.49 GBP | — |
| Camilla, Queen Consort Catnip Cat Toy | Pet Hates Toys | 8.49 GBP | 8.49 GBP | — |
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