The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Brooklyn, US · prices in USD · ships to 107 countries. Catalogue read from philosophersguild.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-04. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
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Brands carried
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Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Philosophers Guild Gift Certificate | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 25 USD | — | — |
| Relativity Watch | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 20 USD | 0 USD | — |
| Ptolemaic Watch | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 20 USD | 0 USD | — |
| Freudian Slippers | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 14.5 USD | 0 USD | — |
| Planet Plates | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 14 USD | — | — |
| Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 14 USD | — | — |
| Freud Stuffed Portrait | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12.5 USD | — | — |
| Holmes Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Sigmund Freud Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Washington Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Beethoven Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Curie Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Mister Rogers Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Tesla Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Rosie the Riveter Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | 0 USD | — |
| Frida Kahlo Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Socrates Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Darwin Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| E. Roosevelt Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Einstein Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Edgar Allan Poe Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Black Rosie the Riveter Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Ruth Bader Ginsburg Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | 0 USD | — |
| Leonardo Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Chaplin Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Gandhi Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Warhol Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Monet Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Van Gogh Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
| Shakespeare Little Thinker | The Unemployed Philosophers Guild | 12 USD | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-04 | 500 | 499 | 4.75 USD |
| 2026-08-05 | 500 | 499 | 4.75 USD |
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