Sad Salesman
Original hand made figures, vinyl toys, and T-shirts.
Brooklyn, US · prices in USD · ships to 141 countries. Catalogue read from sadsalesman.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-11. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-06 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-14 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster! | Sad Salesman | 659.95 USD | — | — |
| Paleozoic Party | Sad Salesman | 659.95 USD | — | — |
| Hoo killed Laura Palmer | Sad Salesman | 571.95 USD | — | — |
| Muno | Sad Salesman | 527.95 USD | — | — |
| Brobee | Sad Salesman | 527.95 USD | — | — |
| Carry me | Sad Salesman | 527.95 USD | — | — |
| Dessert Oracle OG | Sad Salesman | 527.95 USD | — | — |
| Kaiju Papa | Sad Salesman | 527.95 USD | — | — |
| Lunch Time Oracle | Sad Salesman | 439.95 USD | — | — |
| Beach Bod Bob | Sad Salesman | 439.95 USD | — | — |
| Lunch Break in Mermaid Cove | Sad Salesman | 395.95 USD | — | — |
| Rhodium Plated Blonk | Sad Salesman | 351.95 USD | — | — |
| 24K Gold Plated Blonk | Sad Salesman | 351.95 USD | — | — |
| Ushi-Oni | Sad Salesman | 351.95 USD | — | — |
| Behemoth | Sad Salesman | 351.95 USD | — | — |
| Centaur’s New Boots | Sad Salesman | 307.95 USD | — | — |
| Yeti Salesman | Sad Salesman | 307.95 USD | — | — |
| Symbiosis | Sad Salesman | 263.95 USD | — | — |
| Man-bush | Sad Salesman | 263.95 USD | — | — |
| Super Cool Guy | Sad Salesman | 263.95 USD | — | — |
| Oracle | Sad Salesman | 241.95 USD | — | — |
| Sky Guy 1.2 - Preorder | Strangecat Toys | 241.95 USD | — | — |
| Mermaid | Sad Salesman | 219.95 USD | — | — |
| Man-Snail | Sad Salesman | 219.95 USD | — | — |
| Derp Seal | Sad Salesman | 219.95 USD | — | — |
| TMNT - full set | Sad Salesman | 219.95 USD | — | — |
| Witch | Sad Salesman | 219.95 USD | — | — |
| Man-Potato and Buster | Sad Salesman | 197.95 USD | — | — |
| Reptor | Sad Salesman | 175.95 USD | — | — |
| Man-Frog | Sad Salesman | 175.95 USD | — | — |
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