Modern Toss
Welcome to the Modern Toss shop. Here you'll find all your favourite Toss cartoons and characters stuck onto a range of cheerfully offensive gifts and cards.
London, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 242 countries. Catalogue read from shop.moderntoss.com's own public product feed on 2026-09-09. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
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Store facts
Brands carried
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Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Can't Be Fucked Mug | Modern Toss | 3.99 GBP | 12 GBP | −66.8% |
| Bullshitters Refreshers Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Cut Out Heart Valentine | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Busiest Week Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Pole Dancing Valentine | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Pencil Twitter Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Work Bi-Lingual Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Headphones Meeting Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Weekend Too Early Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Working Day Meeting Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Work Bored Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Weekend Parents on Landline Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Slug Pimping Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Work Impressive Reference Card | Modern Toss | 1.5 GBP | 2.95 GBP | −49.2% |
| Visualize Your Goal Screen Print | Modern Toss | 100 GBP | 150 GBP | −33.3% |
| Work Apprentice Print | Modern Toss | 38.5 GBP | 55 GBP | −30% |
| Interview Screen Print | Modern Toss | 38.5 GBP | 55 GBP | −30% |
| Work Boring Meeting- Riso Print | Modern Toss | 24 GBP | 30 GBP | −20% |
| Graham Green Sprayhead | Modern Toss | 600 GBP | — | — |
| Having a Think Sprayhead | Modern Toss | 500 GBP | — | — |
| Periodic Table of Swearing Print | Modern Toss | 375 GBP | — | — |
| Blue Peter Sprayhead | Modern Toss | 350 GBP | — | — |
| Graeme's Mood Sprayhead | Modern Toss | 300 GBP | — | — |
| Set of 3 Flying Flies | Modern Toss | 250 GBP | — | — |
| Walk to Work A3 Letterpress Print | Modern Toss | 250 GBP | — | — |
| Space Argument #4 Print | Modern Toss | 240 GBP | — | — |
| C&W Gerry Toy | Modern Toss | 200 GBP | — | — |
| Scottish Periodic Table of Swearing Print | Modern Toss | 190 GBP | — | — |
| Drive-By Matchstick Print | Modern Toss | 175 GBP | — | — |
| Flies of British Isles Print | Modern Toss | 175 GBP | — | — |
Catalogue over time
| Date | Products | In stock | Median price |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-09 | 374 | 343 | 4.99 GBP |
| 2026-08-07 | 377 | 348 | 5.95 GBP |
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