The Longest Johns UK

Official clothing, accessories and collectables for The Longest Johns

Reading, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 127 countries. Catalogue read from shop.thelongestjohns.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-09. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
71
In stock
89%
Median price
18 GBP
Discounted
3
⌀ 39.8% off

Sales estimate

Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.

Sold today
0
Sold yesterday
0
Sold 7 days
0
Total sold
000
Avg. price
—
Days measured
0
of 2 observed
Catalogue read
—
DateUnits soldEst. revenueMethodCatalogue readDiscarded
2026-09-070not measurableindex only—00
2026-08-170not measurableindex only—00

An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.

Store facts

Products
71
counted in our crawl
First product
2022-04
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 5,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
9
Ships to
127 countries · AC, AD, AE, AI, AL, AM, AR, AT …
Payment
visa, maestro, master, american_express, discover, diners_club, unionpay

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

The Longest Johns (46)The Longest Johns UK (25)

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
Longest Pony UK Tour 2025 Purple T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK12.5 GBP25 GBP−50%
Adequate Purple T-ShirtThe Longest Johns15 GBP27 GBP−44.4%
Longest Johns Chiptune Black HoodieThe Longest Johns30 GBP40 GBP−25%
Ends of the Earth UK Tour Black HoodieThe Longest Johns UK45 GBP——
Pieces of Eight Complete Collection - Double Disc Gold VinylThe Longest Johns UK40 GBP——
Voyage - Transparent VinylThe Longest Johns35 GBP——
Pieces of Eight Polyhedral Dice Set & TinThe Longest Johns UK35 GBP——
Blacksmith Ash T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Smoke & Oakum - Marble Sun Yellow and Red VinylThe Longest Johns25 GBP——
Moby Duck White T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Ends of the Earth UK Tour Black T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Pieces of Eight SongbookThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Moby Duck Blue T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Between Wind and Water - Transparent Red VinylThe Longest Johns25 GBP——
Pieces of Eight Blue Tour T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Written In Salt - Colour VinylThe Longest Johns25 GBP——
Moby Duck Black T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Blacksmith Orange T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Blacksmith Yellow T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Ends Of The Earth - Blue and Yellow Splatter VinylThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Moby Duck Yellow T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Cures What Ails Ya - Green Swirl VinylThe Longest Johns25 GBP——
Blacksmith Natural T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Ends of the Earth UK Tour White T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Pieces of Eight Black Tour T-ShirtThe Longest Johns UK25 GBP——
Compass WaterbottleThe Longest Johns22 GBP——
TLJ Kids Ear DefendersThe Longest Johns20 GBP——
Smoke & Oakum SongbookThe Longest Johns20 GBP——
Original SongbookThe Longest Johns20 GBP——
Bones in the Ocean - Black & Blue Marbled VinylThe Longest Johns20 GBP——

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