Wankers of the World
London, GB · prices in GBP · ships to 245 countries. Catalogue read from wankersoftheworld.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-09. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.
Sales estimate
Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.
| Date | Units sold | Est. revenue | Method | Catalogue read | Discarded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-05 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
| 2026-08-26 | 0 | not measurable | index only | — | 00 |
An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.
Store facts
Brands carried
Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.
Products
| Product | Brand | Price | Was | Off |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flag Jizzer Tracksuit | Wankers of the World | 350 GBP | — | — |
| Half-and-Half Culture War Scarf | Wankers of the World | 65 GBP | — | — |
| Nazi Cybertruck | Wankers of the World | 60 GBP | — | — |
| Tories without the Privilege Print | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| WOTW Action Figure - Prince Andrew | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| WOTW Action Figure - Cameron | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| WOTW Action Figure - Mogg | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| Dominic Raab Action Figure | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| Trump's Little Wankers! Giclée Print | WOTW Design | 50 GBP | — | — |
| Real Life Danger Target No.1 | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| WOTW Action Figure - Boris | Wankers of the World | 50 GBP | — | — |
| RIP Donald | WOTW Design | 40 GBP | — | — |
| Tabloid Treason Tee | Wankers of the World | 35 GBP | — | — |
| HAVE A WANK Book | Wankers of the World | 30 GBP | — | — |
| VISIT AMERICA TODAY | Wankers of the World | 30 GBP | — | — |
| Elon's Musk | Wankers of the World | 30 GBP | — | — |
| COVID-19 Megamix Tee | Wankers of the World | 25 GBP | — | — |
| Farage Milkshake Poster! | superfastpod | 25 GBP | — | — |
| Joe Rogan Penis Pills | Wankers of the World | 25 GBP | — | — |
| Philip Green, Top Wanker Tee | Wankers of the World | 25 GBP | — | — |
| BERN-E TEE | Wankers of the World | 25 GBP | — | — |
| Boris Poem on the Underground | Wankers of the World | 20 GBP | — | — |
| Andrew & Epstein Souvenir Mug | SuperFast POD | 20 GBP | — | — |
| Festival of Brexit Souvenir Tea Towel | Wankers of the World | 20 GBP | — | — |
| Political Whores Flyer Pack 1 | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
| Political Whores Flyer Pack 2 | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
| Political Whores Flyer Pack 3 | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
| Royal Wedding Read-Along Storytime | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
| Lizzy & Kwasi Scratchcard | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
| Political Whore Poster - Cameron | Wankers of the World | 15 GBP | — | — |
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