| Thanks You're Welcome - Please Don't do Coke in the Bathrooom (Frame not included) - 8x10 Print | thc-sf.com | 10 USD | — | — |
| No More Workin' 9 to 5 Greeting Card | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Age Is Just Like...Your Opinion, Man | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Mid-Life Fuck It - Happy Birthday | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Don't be so Hard on Yourself - ET Greeting Card | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| I Caught You a Delicious Bass | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| Happy Birthday, You Little Shit | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| You are the Wu to my Tang | shopjvstudios.com | 8.5 CAD | — | — |
| We'll be Friends Until We're Old & Senile | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Turn Your Worries Into Flying Fucks | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Thanks for Impregnating Mom | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| I Like Your Private Parts | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Welcome to the Shit Show - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| Undiagnosed. But Somethin' Ain't Right - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| Radicalized by Basic Decency - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| No Fuck Left to Give - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| I'd Rather be Napping - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| Childless Cat Lady - Matte Vinyl Sticker | shopjvstudios.com | 6 CAD | — | — |
| With Age Comes Wisdom And Shitting Pants | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| When Life Gives you Lemons be Thankful it Wasn't Herpes | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| Thanks You're Welcome - On the Bright Side, You're not Addicted to Cocaine - 5x7 Greeting Card | thc-sf.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| No One Else I Would Rather Burn in Hell With | thetealbox.com | 6 USD | — | — |
| You are the Wu to my Tang Greeting Card | mainstreetthreads.shop | 5.99 USD | — | — |
| You are the Wu to my Tang Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| We'll be Friends Until We're Old & Senile, Then New Friends Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| "Same Vagina Forever" Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Same Penis Forever Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Ovaries Before Broveries - Leslie Knope Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Mid-Life F*ck It Birthday Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| I'm Drawn to You Like a Mouse To Cheese - Urkel Greeting Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| I'll Just Be Blunt. I Love You. Greeting Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| "I Hope Your Birthday is Like Making Sweet Love to a Unicorn" Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Have A Prettyyyy Good Birthday - Larry David Greeting Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Happy Birthday You Smelly Pirate Hooker - Ron Burgundy Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Are You A Beaver? Cuz Dam. OG Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Are You A Beaver? Cuz Dam. Card | forthelovelv.com | 5 USD | — | — |
| Let's Take This Offline Sticker | forthelovelv.com | 4 USD | — | — |
| Radicalized by Basic Decency - Matte Vinyl Sticker | thetealbox.com | 4 USD | — | — |