The Teal Box

We are a one stop shop bringing sarcasm and sass to the gifting world! We offer you a unique shopping experience that allows you to build your own gift box, although it’s not necessary, it's just fun! Now you can celebrate friends and family with a unique one-of-a-kind brand of sass!

Richland, US · prices in USD · ships to 2 countries. Catalogue read from thetealbox.com's own public product feed on 2026-08-07. Every figure below is an observation from that feed, not an estimate.

Products
2779
at least — catalogue is larger
In stock
97%
Median price
8 USD
Discounted
0

Sales estimate

Derived from stock levels falling between polls, over 2 observed days. Intervals where stock rose, or where a variant sat at the store's inventory ceiling, are discarded rather than counted as zero sales.

Sold today
0
Sold yesterday
0
Sold 7 days
0
Total sold
000
Avg. price
Days measured
0
of 2 observed
Catalogue read
DateUnits soldEst. revenueMethodCatalogue readDiscarded
2026-09-040not measurableindex only00
2026-08-210not measurableindex only00

An estimate, and the page shows what it rests on: which method produced each day, how much of the catalogue could be read, and how many intervals were thrown away. A day marked not measurable is not a day without sales — it is a day we could not defend a number for.

Store facts

Products
500
counted in our crawl
First product
2022-07
oldest listing seen
Traffic rank
top 50,000k
Chrome UX bucket, not visits
Tracked by
0
requests on this page
Collections
31
Ships to
2 countries · CA, US
Payment
visa, master, american_express, discover, diners_club

Brands carried

Matched on the store's own brand field, so these are exact — not guessed from product names.

Products

ProductBrandPriceWasOff
Washington Cutting Board with Artwork by Summer StokesTotally Bamboo40 USD
Washington Cutting Board with Artwork by Fish Kiss™Totally Bamboo40 USD
Bigfoot Grabbed My WeinerLet's Get This Thread35 USD
Heated Rivalry T-ShirtHouse Of Rodan35 USD
Just here for the wienersMugsby35 USD
I Gotta See The Candy First. ThenFeelin Good Tees35 USD
Ride Bikes Be Happy HatSquatchy35 USD
I Am Like 12 People In One Body Spin The Wheel BitchCrazy Dog T-Shirts35 USD
Wake Up Sluts, It's Time To SinHouse Of Rodan35 USD
Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimumPinetree Innovations35 USD
Smile, Tomorrow Will Be Worse HatRetrograde Supply Co.35 USD
Kick Today In The DickCrazy Dog T-Shirts35 USD
Out here dilly dallyingHana30 USD
Put it on my husband's tabHana30 USD
Hotter Than Your Ex Trucker HatQuestionables30 USD
Reel'em in baseball capHana30 USD
Put it on my boyfriends tabHana30 USD
Washington Bigfoot, Starry Night puzzleLantern Press30 USD
I'm The Friend In Low Places Trucker HatQuestionables30 USD
Dad’s Last NerveTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
YHou will always be my Best Friend CandleTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
You Should Meet My SisterTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Cooter Connoisseur Trucker HatFunny Mother Truckers28 USD
Retirement Weekly Schedule CandleTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Good Luck Finding Better CoworkersTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Look At You Buying a House and ShitTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Smells Like Not My Problem AnymoreTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Teacher Teacher Teacher CandleTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD
Easiest Hole On The CourseFunny Mother Truckers28 USD
Back & Body Hurts CandleTwo Pup Candle Co.28 USD

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